We espouse an ethic here. It’s hard to codify, but to paraphrase a Supreme Court justice, we know it when we see it.

Some times it’s easier to define what you’re not than what you are. And if the management and devotees of the BSBFB are anything, stand for anything, represent anything at all, I think I’ve found the polar opposite of our ideals in every respect, to illuminate the difference — the yawning gulf — between us and the fraidy men that have descended on our culture like a plague. Ladies, gentlemen, I give you the Anti-BSBFB Boy. Meet The Bailer: (MLB.com video)

He’s still clutching the ball like an toddler at the end while his girlfriend rubs her elbow. He sits down to pee. I just know it.