This Thing Will Be Perfect if You’re Attacked by Doctor Loveless
Seriously, have we ever gotten over the cancellation of the Wild Wild West? I don’t think so.
They call it steampunk, but it’s just Wild Wild West fanfiction. Everybody wants to ride that train and wear a waistcoat that doesn’t reach your waist. Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock were just wan doppelgangers of Jim West and Artemus Gordon if you ask me. There was only one Prime Directive in Wild Wild West: come out blasting, and get chicks — and that’s the way we liked it. …