The Borderline Boy Is Wise, Motivates Himself To Earn About A Buck-Fitty, Drives To Lowe’s, And Buys A Circular Saw
Unlike this dude:
Of Course I Run
I’m a teenager. What else would I do?
Mom Used To Tell Me Never To Play With Fireworks
Now she tells everyone I’m a rocket scientist.
If At First You Don’t Succeed…
Never mind. We always succeed.