6 thoughts on “The Borderline Boy Is Wise, Motivates Himself To Earn About A Buck-Fitty, Drives To Lowe’s, And Buys A Circular Saw”
Oh, I needed that dose of hilarity this morning.
Thanks!
I think there’s must be some metaphysical component in the construction of plywood that impedes this type of force. Just sayin’…
Or the borderline boy studies a little bit of physics, learns that leverage is his friend, and holds the board across the longest edge when doing stupid stunts while spouting platitudes.
Hoot! That boy might want to take notice of the difference between the pine boards the Kung Fu demo dude’s use, and plywood… big difference there… maybe even as big as the lump likely growing on his head!
Do you think that spate of activity beat a little sense into him?
I have my doubts.
I sincerely hope he and his concussion wounds will be very happy together…
Thank you very much to the American Fir And Pine Plywood Association, for their able assistance in this demonstration of rank moronity.
6 thoughts on “The Borderline Boy Is Wise, Motivates Himself To Earn About A Buck-Fitty, Drives To Lowe’s, And Buys A Circular Saw”
Oh, I needed that dose of hilarity this morning.
Thanks!
I think there’s must be some metaphysical component in the construction of plywood that impedes this type of force. Just sayin’…
Or the borderline boy studies a little bit of physics, learns that leverage is his friend, and holds the board across the longest edge when doing stupid stunts while spouting platitudes.
Hoot! That boy might want to take notice of the difference between the pine boards the Kung Fu demo dude’s use, and plywood… big difference there… maybe even as big as the lump likely growing on his head!
Do you think that spate of activity beat a little sense into him?
I have my doubts.
I sincerely hope he and his concussion wounds will be very happy together…
Thank you very much to the American Fir And Pine Plywood Association, for their able assistance in this demonstration of rank moronity.
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