I Want A Flying Wombat

I Want A Flying Wombat

From the movie The Young In Heart.

The Wombat showroom has, get this, DOORS THAT OPEN BY THEMSELVES!

Modern Mechanix asked in 1940: Is this the car of tomorrow?  You guys rest. I’ll take this one. The answer is “No.” Lotsa laughs, though. I like the tuck and roll padded interior in lieu of airbags. I bet you could hold a mixed drink in there and not spill it. With the front wheels entirely inside the fenders, you won’t be making any turns anyway. 

The car still exists, apparently:

It’s A Simple Game, Really

It’s A Simple Game, Really

All you have to do is put that man on the ground, or better still, just take the ball away from him. There’s eleven of you and only one of him. How hard can it be?

The sportswriters and the Intertunnel Comment Shakespeares all said that the NFL is a joke to allow a crummy team to take up a precious playoff spot when all they do is stumble to a Division title in a joke of a Division. I agree. Why do we let the Indianapolis Colts play in the playoffs year after year for winning the AFC South, anyway?