Little-Known Fact: Shaolin Monks Invented Planking
Maybe it’s just me, but if I was going to take all those pointless blows to the head, I’d demand uniforms, cheerleaders, and shoe contracts. And shoes with laces, now that I think of it.
Seems Pretty Light On Slim Jims To Me. Well, Whaddya Expect From A Guy Wearing Gloria Vanderbilt Eyeglasses. He Won’t Last An Hour
(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Vanderleun, who knows this ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, for sending that one along)
I Left My Mark… In Sam Clam’s Disco
Little Known Fact: Chuck Norris Wears Chuck Testa Pajamas
If you’re visibly inebriated, and need your cross-eyed leopard stuffed, Chuck Testa’s your man. I wouldn’t eat a hamburger at his house for all the tea in China, though.
(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Sociopath Gerard Vanderleun for sending that one along)