Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuku Skills, Bow Staff Skills…
His mother signed him up to be a drum major, but he maimed all the woodwinds in the front row of the parade and they let him go.
Look, Mom, I Got My Car Chase Learner’s Permit!
We Have Met The Enemy, And He Is… Gravity
Pogo!
(Thanks to the death-defying Vanderleun for sending that one along)