This Is My Favorite Song… Except For All The Others
Luckily dangerous things like Lawn Darts and firecrackers and such are mostly banned, otherwise young men might injure themselves while fooling around. Young men are like that, I’m told.
Hi, I’m Vulcan’s Chimney Sweep
(Thanks to Borderline Sociopath Boy Gerard, just back from dipping his tootsies in the Styx)
Let’s Ride Bikes!
Don’t worry. There’s always room for Jello
This Will Be The First And Last Time I Type The Words “Swedish Tank Doing Donuts”
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)