Get To The Choppah! And Paint It Like It’s A Bengals Fan
(Thanks to friend of BSBFB Charles Schenider for sending that along, via Bayou Renaissance Man)
Dude Really Shouldn’t Start Every Bike Ride By Huffing Paint
Other than that, he did pretty well.
(Thanks to Gerard of American Digest for helping keep BSBFB rolling)
How The Russians Achieve Their CAFE Standards
It’s all about the weight. I’m told the back half gets even better mileage. These cars should have their own carpool lane — you know, during their commute to Chernobyl to harvest glo-sticks from regular trees, or their avant-garde experiments in vodka infusion, or whatever these fine, upstanding lads do for a living.
(Thanks to Honorary Borderline Russian Charles Schneider for sending that one along)