Renaissance Fair To Middling
I hate this old-fashioned stuff. We need to bring it up to date:
I Shoot An Arrow In The Air. Where It Lands I Do Not Care. I Get 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells Wholesale
Unless we allow Hollywood marriages to enter, this is probably the winner in the Making Both Things Worse By Joining Them Together Contest.
Oh, and turn the cameraphone sideways, you tool.
Other than that? Flawless victory.
(Thanks to the flawless Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)
Watch It, Or I’ll Go All Time Magazine On Your Ass
Anyone with a haircut like the assistant deserves at least a caning just for walking around in public.
50 Percent Mad Max, 1/2 Tom Sawyer
They should use a roller. Covers better.