I hate this old-fashioned stuff. We need to bring it up to date:
2 thoughts on “Renaissance Fair To Middling”
The Segway is the ultimate weapon against cool. There is nothing on earth so cool that it will not become instant nerd bait once it gets near a Segway. No person has a cool factor high enough to survive a Segway. Not even Chuck Norris. A Segway makes knights in armor nerdworthy. Hell, you could put Darth Vader on a Segway, and he’d look like geek.
JWM
I agree with JWM.
For my part, I don’t see how one stays on those things, much less in a joust. The funny works on multiple levels.
2 thoughts on “Renaissance Fair To Middling”
The Segway is the ultimate weapon against cool. There is nothing on earth so cool that it will not become instant nerd bait once it gets near a Segway. No person has a cool factor high enough to survive a Segway. Not even Chuck Norris. A Segway makes knights in armor nerdworthy. Hell, you could put Darth Vader on a Segway, and he’d look like geek.
JWM
I agree with JWM.
For my part, I don’t see how one stays on those things, much less in a joust. The funny works on multiple levels.
Comments are closed.