Dental Repairman in the Office. Superhero in the Garage

Dental Repairman in the Office. Superhero in the Garage

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I don’t know about you, but all I got at the dentist was bleeding gums from overzealous hygienists. My dentist has old magazines, but no flamethrowers. I know, I looked. I pretty much look for flamethrowers wherever I go. Don’t you? You never know when you’re going to need a flamethrower. A motorized flamethrower would be even better.

No one at my dentist is a superhero/mild-mannered regular guy, like this guy in the video. He’s one hell of a good brother, too. My dentist is a magician, though. He puts metal in my mouth, and extracts coins from my pocket.

Choose Your Destructor

Choose Your Destructor

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There’s popular, and then there’s this guy with the Transformers suit. Look at the delight he elicits from all the little passersby. You get yourself a transformers costume like this, and you could be just as popular with every little kid you encounter. Popularity like that comes with a catch, however. No female human old enough to drive will come within restraining order distance of you. Choose wisely.

OK, So You Can Move In Armor

OK, So You Can Move In Armor

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Answering the important questions, and in French, no less: “Can you move in medieval armor?” Well, it appears you certainly can. A more important question, however, might be, “Can you wipe after in medieval armor.” The history books are mute on this point, I’m afraid, and I’m not giving it a try to find out.