I don’t know about you, but all I got at the dentist was bleeding gums from overzealous hygienists. My dentist has old magazines, but no flamethrowers. I know, I looked. I pretty much look for flamethrowers wherever I go. Don’t you? You never know when you’re going to need a flamethrower. A motorized flamethrower would be even better.
No one at my dentist is a superhero/mild-mannered regular guy, like this guy in the video. He’s one hell of a good brother, too. My dentist is a magician, though. He puts metal in my mouth, and extracts coins from my pocket.