Remember, Friends, It’s Considered Bad Form To Ask A Borderline Sociopathic Boy Why His Arm’s In A Sling
Just ask him about his flashlight death ray.
It’s the accent that pushes the whole mad scientist vibe right over the edge.
The Ideal Borderline Sociopathic Boy Is Reckless, But Remembers His Manners
The world is, somehow, a better place after watching that. Watch it again. Go ahead. You need it.
They Shoulda Made The Hindenburg Outta Latex, I’m Tellin’ Ya
What’s wrong with these guys? Throw overhand, dudes; never fails.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along.)
I’ll Take Everything But The Oink, Thanks
My parents told me to stay away from strange men with coke-bottle glasses and huge knives that mutter to themselves all the time.
What did they know?