Snowmobiling Checklist: Gas, Oil, Helmet, Gloves, Diaper… Wait, What?
The True Borderline Sociopathic Boy Does Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night. He Makes Beelzebub Pull Him Along, In His Little Red Wagon, Right To The Bitter End
Still makes more sense than a pickup truck with four doors.
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)