I’ve jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, and I’d never have the stones to try that.
(Kudos to Gerard at American Digest, who doesn’t wear a helmet to shake or stir his drinks)
The BSBFB heartily approve of the weaponization of common household items. Four alarm chili, for example, can be turned into a biological weapon, or at least require a courtesy flush.
But what’s with all the melon hate? The watermelon is a proud component of every Borderline Boy’s diet, allowing you to spit things in front of your mother without a scolding. The management of the BSBFB believes that watermelons deserve better. We hereby suggest that these proud melons be spared further destruction. Perhaps we could suggest an alternative target. Something everyone hates. You know, like purse dogs or school lunches.
(Thanks to BSBFB devotee Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Hot glue gun action! Or is that hotglue gun action? Hmmm. Might be hot gluegun action. Perhaps hot glue-gun action. Maybe hot, hot glue-gun action…
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. He uses his hot glue gun to melt mozzarella sticks onto his crackers)
You know, if Brutalist architects and planners didn’t make every city in the world into a hardscape end-of-the-world East German nightmare , Borderline Sociopathic Boys wouldn’t slide all over them and paint their names on the blank concrete walls.