What Every Borderline Sociopathic Boy Knows: I’m Alright; It’s The World That’s All Wrong
It’s like Mr. Bean on acid. I mean, it’s like watching Mr. Bean on acid. That is to say, it’s like watching Mr. Bean on acid, on acid.
I Just Flew In To Rio De Janeiro, And Boy Are My Arms Tired
[Thanks to Casey Klahn and Rob B. for sending this one along]
We All Had Fathers. Maybe Not This Father, But Fathers
He’s using the ten-foot-pole he wouldn’t touch your wife with to operate it.
Interestingly, “The Homemade Russian Helicopters” Is The Name Of My Dave Clark Five Tribute Band. But I Digress
Because flying in aircraft made in a factory in Russia isn’t dangerous enough.
(via Small Dead Animals)