Plumber’s Crack Longboarding Is Sweeping The Nation
Longboard!
“Nunchaku Grandpa At The Food Lion.” I’m fairly Certain I’ve Never Typed Those Words Before. In Any Order
Interestingly, “Nunchaku Grandpa at the Food Lion” is the name of my Herman’s Hermits tribute band. But I digress.
In The Words Of The Immortal Moe Howard: Don’t Worry; The Pieces Are Getting Smaller
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. –Will Rogers
(Thanks to Gerard at the above-par American Digest for sending that one along)
My New Favorite Sport: Impromptu Cyrillic Police Snowboarding
Stuck the landing.