I’m Pretty Sure I Can Close Up Shop Now

I’m Pretty Sure I Can Close Up Shop Now


The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys has an ethos. Well, it would have an ethos if we knew what an ethos is, but we used to put comic books inside our textbooks and nap a bit after lunch back in our school days, so we’re flying blind here.

So, an ethos might be a floor wax, or it might be a dessert topping; I don’t know. But if you don’t mind, I’m going to watch the video with the boobs and guns and a bit of bumbie one more time. There’s got to be something wrong with it, and I’m going to find it no matter how many times I have to watch it.

You Wired A Doorbell Circuit Once. Which Is Nice

You Wired A Doorbell Circuit Once. Which Is Nice


Lots of static recently on these here Intertunnels about printing a gun with a 3D printer. Whoopty. Of course a cursory search of any encyclopedia from half a century ago under “zip guns” will clue you in on the fact that just about anybody can make something that fires a bullet, and do it with nothing more than the contents of a kitchen junk drawer.

This guy is the model of the thoroughly Modern Man, not some version of Morris Moss standing in line at a Staples trying to buy a boatload of 3D printer ink. He started out small, just making a laptop killer after a cursory trip down two aisles in a Home Depot, but I imagine he’ll be making a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range out of a garage door opener and a toaster pretty soon.But for now, Just what you see, pal.

None Shall Pass

None Shall Pass


Not since The Black Knight stood astride the bridge in The Holy Grail and intoned, “None shall pass,” has anyone… er, anything guarded his turf against all comers like our intrepid mouflon here in the video.

(thanks to the likewise intrepid Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)

You Got, Like, Three Feet Of Air That Time. Sweet

You Got, Like, Three Feet Of Air That Time. Sweet


You know, taking things over jumps can go wrong. Motorcycles, bikes, cars — whatever. But if you want a chance for things to go VERY, VERY wrong, you really gotta kick it up a notch and take a semi over a jump. If you live, you can brag about it forevermore. If you fail, it’s unlikely that anyone else in the vicinity will survive, so there’ll be no one left to mock you.

And remember: only survivors can testify against you in a court of law.