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Дартс по русски

October 15, 2013 aubuchon

For the Cyrillicly challenged, or if you’re just plain sober, “Дартс по русски” means “Russian Darts.” It is, like all of the manly activities practiced by the human satyrs and ogres that infest that fine land, extremely manly. Nothing is sorta manly there. They have only one MANLY knob, and it goes to 11. The knob is also twisted off and the rheostat is fused solid from the voltage goose you get from the occasional Chernobyl bonfire they favor in those parts.

220, 221; whatever it takes.

Exclusive Behind The Scenes Footage Of Your Package At The UPS Terminal

October 12, 2013 aubuchon

Just kidding. That was DHL, I think.

That’s a hundred and fifty foot drop. Somewhere around seventy-five feet, this dude has to be wondering if he should have gotten a job at the package delivery place instead.

Finland, Finland, Finland. Finland Has It All

October 11, 2013 aubuchon

You can tell he’s from Finland, because his skin is somewhere between translucent and transparent.

This fellow should really take up dynamite juggling or tarantula wrangling or alcoholism or some other more wholesome activity.

A-Hunting We Will Go

October 10, 2013 aubuchon

I just had a terrifying thought. What if these two guys are sober?

I’m not sure I’d like that. Drunk guys out wandering in the woods with high-powered rifles don’t scare me none. We just call that “hunting season” around here. A drunk person can’t hit anything, so there’s little to worry about. Even the deer just stand there and look at them funny. But I’d be worried about two sober hunters acting like that. They could hit something.

(thanks to our west coast friend Charles Schneider for sending that one along)