What’s The Difference Between An Egg And A Filipino Boxer?
Your arms hurt a little bit after beating an egg.
This is one of the more unfortunate events in boxing since someone got around to telling Mike Tyson that he couldn’t bite his opponents. I feel like boxing is descending to the same level of sports purgatory as professional wrestling, or politics, where everyone knows it’s fixed, and no one takes it seriously, and it can only be watched on pay-per-view. Well it’s no great loss, I guess.
At least we can always watch bar fights on YouTube for free.
Borderline Sociopathic Christmas Gift Buying Guide For Your Special Lady Friend
There’s nothing wrong with giving your significant other little reminders about their personal hygiene. I’m not saying you should do anything drastic like waterboarding them with mouth wash until they agree to brush at least once a day, because I’m at least 50 percent sure that’s illegal in a few states. Tell them they’re a disgusting pig some other way that results in less screaming and crying.
I guess no matter what there’s going to be some degree of screaming and crying, which is why you need to be clever. Make her think that it’s her idea, and you might be able to get away with it. Otherwise you’ll be sleeping on the couch for the next century.
Demolition Pro Tip: Start at the Top
Unless you’re in a hurry. Then by all means, start your demolition saga at the bottom by hammering away at random structural members until something exciting happens. And even if some official agency like OSHA requires you to wear steel toe boots, we suggest running shoes.