The BSBFB Time Machine Operation Manual
The Borderline Sociopathic Blog for Boys Time Machine Operation Manual
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Part I: Traveling to the future
Go to the library.
Part II: Traveling to the past
Go to the track.
I Wish This Guy Spoke English, So I Knew What Was Going On. But Hey; Cool Fire Tornado, Brah
[Many thanks to Johnny Glendale for sending that one along]
Ladies and Gentlemen, a Tribute to the Most Influential Musician of All Time
Yeah, the rope swing was fun. Sure. Whatever. They’re having the best kind of fun. Buncha friends ditching school or work at the old swimming hole. They’ve got more nerve than sense. Chicks dig that, and will join in if you let them. I’m not interested in any of that.
Braving the Himalayas
No, not the mountain climbers. They’re pansies. They get carted around and carried hither and yon like an effete toddler on the way to Montessori school. It’s the hired help who are brave.
They’re brave because they drive on roads like that every day. Hell, their brethren cut that road through solid rock to get Percy Devonshire Smythe the IV to the base of some pile of rocks he wants to climb to take a selfie.