If They Added Three More Musicians, They Could Start a Ska Band
So, That’s apparently the largest rock band ever assembled. A solid 1,000 people played Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana in Cesena, Italy, last year.
Say What You Want. The Dude Can Stripe
That dude can flat-out stripe. I said, dude can stripe. I SAID, THE DUDE CAN STRIPE. WHAT? I SAID THAT THE DUDE COULD STRIPE. STRIPE. HE CAN STRIPE, I SAID.
ROBERT IS HIS NAME.
I SAID, HE SAID HIS NAME WAS ROBERT.
ROBERT.
ROBERT!
ROBERT!!
Hey, If You Guys Aren’t Using This Track, I’d Like To Take a Spin
Mercedes driver is off with a modest squeal of the tires. F1 driver checks watch. Adjusts rear-view mirror for some reason. Finishes sandwich. Texts girlfriend. Applies Armor All to the dashboard. Adjusts seatback.
This Is How I Go When I Go Like This
Dude rocks. Sheetrocks, that is. If you’re unfamiliar with actual men, this is how they behave. They learn by watching and then doing, and then they show others. They take pride in even mundane chores. They are physically fit from useful activity, not going to the gym. They are no-nonsense.