Tune in tomorrow, when Captain Neckbeard gives you step-by-step instructions on how to wash yourself with a rag on a stick.
I might have misunderstood that. Perhaps he said, “Call depot lease, foamy.”
At any rate, that fellow knows how to travel in style. Relaxing on the hood of the car is the only way to travel in a subtropical, desert, semiarid, Mediterranean, humid subtropical, marine west coast, or humid continental clime.
Interestingly, “Nunchaku Grandpa at the Food Lion” is the name of my Herman’s Hermits tribute band. But I digress.