The Borderline Boy Is Wise, Motivates Himself To Earn About A Buck-Fitty, Drives To Lowe’s, And Buys A Circular Saw
Unlike this dude:
For Some Reason, A Guy Wearing A Goalie Mask Sculpted A Bioshock Videogame Character Using A Only A Bunch Of Chainsaws And A Blowtorch
For some other reason, we watch him do it.
If I Was A Sculptor…
…but then again — no.