Sledding Is An Art Form, Not A Sport
I see those fools in the Olympics sitting like passengers in an engineless Prius, dressed in matching spandex union suits and wearing their short-bus helmets, and that’s when I know money can ruin anything. You need to get snow down your pants, and at least risk crashing into one another, or you’re not even trying.
Remember Kids, Bring Your Parents On Your Sled Dog Excursion
You know, in case the dogs get hungry.