Berserker Mister Rogers Wouldn’t Throw Throwing Knives. Of Course Not
Someday, this guy’s going to grow up, and we’ll all be the worse for it.
(Thanks to good friend of the BSBFB Charles Schneider for throwing this our way)
Renaissance Fair To Middling
I hate this old-fashioned stuff. We need to bring it up to date:
I Shoot An Arrow In The Air. Where It Lands I Do Not Care. I Get 12 Gauge Shotgun Shells Wholesale
Unless we allow Hollywood marriages to enter, this is probably the winner in the Making Both Things Worse By Joining Them Together Contest.
Oh, and turn the cameraphone sideways, you tool.
Other than that? Flawless victory.
(Thanks to the flawless Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along)