I Came. I Saw. I Fixed The Radio
An immutable law of social discourse: Chicks dig a guy that knows how to wield his soldering iron. Play your cards right, kid, and Samantha Stevens will be yours later.
What’s A Conjurer?
Here’s Some Unsolicited Time Machine Advice
If you get a time machine, and you go forward in time, go to the library. If you go back in time, go to the track.

