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WOO, SPEED, LEFT TURNS, etc.

WOO, SPEED, LEFT TURNS, etc.

Going 200 miles an hour into a wall sounds like the worst way to scrape your knee, ever. Personally, I’d much rather insert large rocks into my skin from the comfort of my own home; like any normal person would.

I don’t really go for this whole dressing up in your pajamas, and making sweet, sweet, left turns. I’m all for the left turns, I just don’t think my wardrobe could handle any more jumpsuits. I mean, I’ve already got at least seven for casual wear,  and another seven for formal dinners. Adding another seven for racing would put me in quite the predicament. I wouldn’t have anywhere to store my collection of moon boots and snuggies.

If you look really closely you can see that every once and a while they make a right turn too. Weird.

I May Have An Idea To Avert The Insolvent Social Security Fund Problem

I May Have An Idea To Avert The Insolvent Social Security Fund Problem


I say we replace gym class in school with parkour. The video is in the lovely city of Cambridge, in the UK, but I’m sure you can find something for the local kids to climb all over in most cities in the US. Anyway, they’ll be in the best shape of their life, so we’ll save lots on diabetes medicine and so forth, and not a manjack of them will live to collect Social Security. Lots of jobs will be created scraping them off the pavement, too. It’s a win/win/win.

Hmm. Give ’em all a squeegee and a squirt bottle to carry along, and they can do the skylights while they’re up there. See? It’s a win/win/win/win.