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I’m On A Highway To Ravel

I’m On A Highway To Ravel

I’m telling you right now that Gioachino Rossini would not like this one bit. The old Italian has been dead for almost 200 years, but I doubt that will stop him from rising from the grave and messily reenacting the bit where William Tell shoots the apple off his son’s head. Not that these guys didn’t do a good job; on the contrary, they performed with more gusto than Iron Maiden and Rossini combined. I’m simply observing that people who have been dead for 200 years tend to be a bit cranky.

YOU FOOL, THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

YOU FOOL, THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Wait until you see the true power of mashing together AC/DC and The Bee Gees. The resulting blast should create enough energy to either power every home in America for the next millennia or send the moon rocketing into the sun. Either way I’m feeling good about the results.