In Snowboarding, As In Life, It’s Good To Have Plan B Ready And Waiting
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Man, I’m Getting Old. We Used To Ride Our Bikes Up The Hill, Too
(Thanks to Brian Erb for sending that one along)
You Got Like Three Feet Of Air That Time
As Our Story Opens, The Love Child Of Marie Antoinette And Chuck Norris Threatens To Get Up In Your Grill With A Fan…
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