He Friggin Blew Up Friggin Frenchie, The Friggin Hoser
(Some infantile swearing)
ME∀NWHILE, IN RUSSI∀
The world seemed to have a use for daring young men in the distant past. Cat-burglar in an empty building seems like a step down.
Finland Only Has Two Seasons: Snow, And Wishing There Was Snow
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Jeb Corliss got banned from the Empire State Building because he tried to jump off it. The rest of us get banned from places for throwing up on them.