Dude’s Nuts. That About Covers It
He’s like a short-bus superhero, or the patron saint of casters or something. Rollerman!
(Thanks to Vanderleun, almost a patron Saint himself, for sending that one along)
This Is My Favorite Song… Except For All The Others
Luckily dangerous things like Lawn Darts and firecrackers and such are mostly banned, otherwise young men might injure themselves while fooling around. Young men are like that, I’m told.
Hi, I’m Vulcan’s Chimney Sweep
(Thanks to Borderline Sociopath Boy Gerard, just back from dipping his tootsies in the Styx)
We Have Met The Enemy, And He Is… Gravity
Pogo!
(Thanks to the death-defying Vanderleun for sending that one along)