A Ball To Fight Over Is FIne, But All The Best Sports Have Weapons In Them
Ahem. Allow me to translate (loosely) Ahem:
Stab guys. Get trophy.
OK. H! Your Turn
The US Should Let Vader Take All Our Penalty Kicks
You Can Still Get Beat Up In Lewiston, Maine, If You Really Try, But It’s Bound To Cause Less Controversy
Boxing used to be interesting. Boxing used to matter.