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Huh, I Don’t Remember This Episode of Star Trek

Huh, I Don’t Remember This Episode of Star Trek

This reminds me of a disco band I used to play in back in the day: The Spanish Dancing Mongoose. We had a zither, accordion, and church organ in our band. We would tour Chicago (Kansas) and do disco covers of famous Beatles songs like “The Fool On The Hill” and “For No One.” We also played our own songs, too, and most of them were in Arabic scales. Our lyrics didn’t have any meaning, but we liked to use the word “ergo” a lot.

We held the Guinness world record for “Best Disco Band in the World.”

Don’t Panic!

Don’t Panic!

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

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Space — The Final Frontier

Space — The Final Frontier

I wonder what the planning meeting for this was like. Did someone waltz in NASA headquarters with a well thought out plan for exploring the surface of Venus with an interstellar zeppelin, or did they canvas the local special-needs daycare for ideas, because I’m pretty sure no sane adult would come up with this.

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In The Beginning The Universe Was Created — This Has Made A Lot Of People Very Angry And Has Been Widely Regarded As A Bad Move

In The Beginning The Universe Was Created — This Has Made A Lot Of People Very Angry And Has Been Widely Regarded As A Bad Move

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds.

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