Hey, Kinder: Go As Fast As You Can At All Times
Because it’s all downhill from here.
Franz Klammer, 1976. Honorary Borderline Boy of the day.
Hey Mom, I’m Going Skiing
Make sure you wear your hat and mittens. You always go out without a hat. You’ll catch your death out there if you don’t wear a hat. Promise me you’ll wear your hat. You could catch cold. Promise.
Borderline Dangerous Skiing Season Is Almost Here. Be Sure To Visit Jacques Cousteau’s Ski Shop For All Your Avalanche Needs
Note to the squeamish: The BSBFBoys doesn’t do snuff films. The skier has one of these.