Some Day This Guy Will Rule The World!
It will be a very small world, likely in the concrete structure directly below his mother’s world, but by gad he will rule it with Mad Skillz like these:
Woo Hoo!
You Can Spot The Native New Yorkers
They walk right by a fluttering fiend without stopping texting.
Theory Of Evolution Conclusively Proven By The Automobile Industry
Conclusive proof we are the direct descendants of hamsters: