You Had Me At: Rocket-Powered Lincoln Continental
A mid-70s Lincoln Continental is about as aerodynamic as I remember it. Would’ve been wiser to put a turret on it and take it into battle.
Take 230!
Someone’s Unwisely Subbed Out Their Jetpack Contract To A Bidet Manufacturer
Well, The Olympics Has A Hammer Throw. Why Not A Mortar Throw?
Note to every single person on the Intertunnel: That substance is not “cement”. It’s mortar. And the thing you’re mistaking this mortar for isn’t “cement,” either; it’s concrete.