First Day Of School In Chechnya. Trapper Keeper? Check. #2 Pencils? Check. Bag Lunch? Check. Ammo? You Betcha
I don’t know much, but I know for a dead certainty that this guy’s kid is getting an “A” in everything, whether he shows up or not.
My Brothers From Another Mother
If something’s rotten in Denmark, Dumt and Farligt will shove firecrackers in its behind and drop something on it.
I’m Never Gonna Do It Without My Fez On
Safety.
I live in a country where it’s against the law to ride a bicycle without a helmet, but it’s perfectly OK to skip vaccinating your children. Please, no lectures for my stalwart friends in the fezzes.
(Thanks to MisterArthur for sending that one along)
I Want This Kid To Choose Lottery Numbers For Me
Before anyone scolds the kid, it’s understandable he runs wild, trying to live down the shame of a father that wears Gloria Vanderbilt eyeglasses.
(Thanks to Mister Arthur for sending that one along)