Winner Of School Talent Show Probably Didn’t Know It Was A Talent Show, Just Acts Like That All The Time
Do you want KARATE?
Let’s Watch Jackie Chan Beat Up Felix La Pubelle
Martin Blank got him with a ball point pen. Guy can’t catch a break.
Undefeated for 27 straight years, Benny Urquidez is the longest reigning champion of any sport in history.
Is It Just Me, Or Has This Guy Given This Entirely Too Much Thought?
I can see it now: Guy cuts in front of you at the deli counter? Headbutt! Walking down the sidewalk and someone bumps into you coming the other way? Elbows! Someone squeaks one out in the elevator next to you? IN COMES THE KNEE!
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Forget Sara Lee. No One Doesn’t Like Jackie Chan
From the German TV show Wanna Bet?
Jackie Chan is one of those rare celebrities that becomes universal. He could appear in any country, any language — cooking show, talk show, game show, stage play, movie, whatever — and just be himself. He’s got more in common with Santa Claus or Paul Bunyan or Johnny Appleseed than a movie star.
No one doesn’t like Jackie Chan. And even if you could find someone that didn’t, he could kick their ass and then make friends with them at the same time anyway.