Watch It, Or I’ll Go All Time Magazine On Your Ass
Anyone with a haircut like the assistant deserves at least a caning just for walking around in public.
Never Fear, I’ve Got My Spear And Magic Hewlmet
(Thanks to Grim’s Hall for sending that one along)
Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
Girls Only Want Boyfriends Who Have Great Skills. You Know, Like Nunchuku Skills, Bow Staff Skills…
His mother signed him up to be a drum major, but he maimed all the woodwinds in the front row of the parade and they let him go.