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TESTING TESTING TESTING

TESTING TESTING TESTING

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Dude, stop. The thing isn’t even fighting back, it’s had enough. You could have just told us it wasn’t going to break and we would have believed you. You don’t have to hulk smash everything to get your point across.

It also seems appropriate to mention that maybe, just maybe, there are other ways to break open a window. You know, a way that wouldn’t require opening it. A way that it could be broken into with any household item, like a brick, hammer, or overcooked meatloaf. Just a little bit of blue-sky thinking here, don’t mind me.

Not Bad For A Guy His Size

Not Bad For A Guy His Size

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Way out West there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of PSY. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. PSY, he called himself PSY. Now, PSY — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

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North Korea Is Best Korea

North Korea Is Best Korea

I heard a rumor that Koreans were aggressive drivers, but I don’t think I could have possibly prepared myself for this. You can absolutely count me out of anything that involves boxing, Judo, and food preparation. Call me a sissy if you like, but these guys look hardcore, and I’m about as hardcore as a sea sponge with asthma.

I bet this wouldn’t happen in the peaceful rolling hills of North Korea. It’s sunny every day in North Korea, and the people are just as friendly as the weather. Nothing bad ever happens in North Korea — ever. Of course, no one actually has any cars, and even if they did they couldn’t move around or go anywhere, bit it’s the thought that counts. At least you’d be safe from roving vans full of street toughs who will leap from their vehicle and cut your cabbage at the slightest provocation.

Incomprehensible Pterodactyl Screams Take No.1 Spot On Billboard Hot 100

Incomprehensible Pterodactyl Screams Take No.1 Spot On Billboard Hot 100

Don’t laugh, pterodactyls are people too, man. Well they’re not people, but you get the idea. That raw emotion has to come from deep inside his pterodactyl soul. His little spiky head just wouldn’t be able to take it if you don’t like his song. He poured everything into that performance. So what if he’s a little off? So what if it’s mostly incomprehensible screaming and crying? He’s like the mentally disabled kid at the talent show who wants to show off his interpretive dance moves, but they’re just too complicated for his soft, pudgy body to emote, so he falls down on his face and poos himself. You’d better clap for that, because he tried dammit and that’s got to be worth something.

If I catch any of you make fun of  this I’ll call the Intertunnel police and report you for pterodactyl abuse.