Don’t laugh, pterodactyls are people too, man. Well they’re not people, but you get the idea. That raw emotion has to come from deep inside his pterodactyl soul. His little spiky head just wouldn’t be able to take it if you don’t like his song. He poured everything into that performance. So what if he’s a little off? So what if it’s mostly incomprehensible screaming and crying? He’s like the mentally disabled kid at the talent show who wants to show off his interpretive dance moves, but they’re just too complicated for his soft, pudgy body to emote, so he falls down on his face and poos himself. You’d better clap for that, because he tried dammit and that’s got to be worth something.

If I catch any of you make fun of  this I’ll call the Intertunnel police and report you for pterodactyl abuse.