If You Can Keep Your Head, When All ABout You Are Losing Theirs…
Because a great white shark wants to eat the kayak with the creamy paddler filling,
Yours is the film footage and all the sharks in it.
Today’s Honorary Borderline Sociopathic Boy Is … A Gurl
Annie Oakley! And Thomas Edison took the movie. Amazing.
One Brick In A Washing Machine? Meh
Two bricks in a washing machine? EPIC WIN!