I Have Lived Too Long. Snow Shovel Races Have Sponsors Now
When it gets to the Olympics, I may end my own life. Or enter; not sure which.
Apparently, there’s strategery involved. This guy’s like the John Houseman of sliding down a hill on his bottom:
We are old school here. We will simply rely on gravity and a lack of friction to carry us down the hill and into traffic.
Kids These Days. They Grow Up So Fast. They Fall Off Things So Often
(Some naughty lyrics in the soundtrack)