Shiny happy people. Perhaps the world needs more shiny happy people. We should make some. The process whereby you produce shiny happy people is known to make shiny happy people even shinier and happier. Get busy.
(Thanks to Charles Schneider, the Mai Tai king, for sending that one along)
When I gaze into my crystal ball, which is beginning to look like a rear-view mirror, I’ll admit, I see lots of pretty girls and the occasional catastrophic spinal cord injury in these boys’ future. As God intended.
(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. He never gets old)
The getaway driver didn’t appear to be wearing his seatbelt.
I’ve jumped out of perfectly good airplanes, and I’d never have the stones to try that.
(Kudos to Gerard at American Digest, who doesn’t wear a helmet to shake or stir his drinks)