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Little Known Fact: At The Russian Disneyland, Mickey Mouse Is A Rabid Capybara

Little Known Fact: At The Russian Disneyland, Mickey Mouse Is A Rabid Capybara


Russian amusement parks are… different.

Now, the general outline of the thing is visible. Fun is had. Fun seems to involve more Vodka and fatal collisions than your average Knots Berry Farm outing; but hey — fun is fun. Remember that skeevy circus that comes to town once a year in a podunk town in middle America? Remember that fellow with the infected tattoo and that ran the tilt-a-whirl? You know, the ride with machinery that looked like the set of a Saw movie? Well in Russia, the carnie that presides over deciding if you’re “this high” and lets you on the ride, or not, is running the country. All the fun trickles down from there.

(Thanks to Жерар at  Американский Digest  for sending that one along) 

Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress

Gravity Is A Harsh Mistress


But Fair. Cruel, but fair. But harsh. Fairly harsh. Only a little cruel, but entirely fair. Entirely fairly harshly cruel.

These gentlemen seem to have some sort of fundraising scheme afoot. They desire a folding money budget for their experiments. Perhaps they are going to flush themselves down a toilet, or shoot themselves in the face with a concrete pumper, or TIG weld their nipple earrings to a moving bus, or call an NFL defensive tackle fat, or drink paint, or maybe cure cancer.

As far as the curing cancer thing goes, I’d keep out of the sun and quit smoking, just in case it takes them awhile.

(Sent from the right man on the wrong coast, Gerard at American Digest, who stays out of the sun because there isn’t any)

You Got, Like, Three Feet Of Air That Time. Sweet

You Got, Like, Three Feet Of Air That Time. Sweet


You know, taking things over jumps can go wrong. Motorcycles, bikes, cars — whatever. But if you want a chance for things to go VERY, VERY wrong, you really gotta kick it up a notch and take a semi over a jump. If you live, you can brag about it forevermore. If you fail, it’s unlikely that anyone else in the vicinity will survive, so there’ll be no one left to mock you.

And remember: only survivors can testify against you in a court of law.

In Today’s Episode Of Inadvisable Ideas, We Finally Learn What Happened To Spinal Tap’s Drummers

In Today’s Episode Of Inadvisable Ideas, We Finally Learn What Happened To Spinal Tap’s Drummers


Good news, everyone! Videos like these demonstrate why the Social Security Trust Fund is no longer in danger of running out of money, because there’s no way in hell that the next generation will live to collect it. Half of them will die of diabetes and heart attacks before they’re forty from doing nothing but watching YouTube videos all day while eating nothing but Beefaroni from the can, Pringles, and washing it down with Mountain Dew; and the other half will be burned to death while making YouTube videos for the first half to watch.

(Thanks to Gerard at American Digest for sending that one along. The BSBFB is grateful that he turned down the gig as Spinal Tap’s drummer back in the eighties to concentrate on his career as a Salvation Army musical director)