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How Many More Must Die, And Be Respawned, Before We Stamp Out Duke Nukem Disease?

How Many More Must Die, And Be Respawned, Before We Stamp Out Duke Nukem Disease?


Poor guy. Everyone knows you use the Mighty Foot to make breakfast, not the 9 millimeter.

But it’s nice to see him getting help and support. Of course, there’s little hope for the 156,000,000 guys that think they’re capable of both playing for, and being the general manager, coach, and offensive coordinator of an actual NFL franchise, just because they’ve been playing Madden on the All Pro setting. Maybe we should have a telethon or something. 

Rollercoaster Tycoon Massacre

Rollercoaster Tycoon Massacre

When my son was younger, he’d play Rollercoaster Tycoon. He was a pretty fair businessman, even when he was still in diapers. If one of the little brats in the park started ruining his reputation and hurting his bottom line because there were 4000 park-goers and one bathroom, or the little virtual snot-nosed kneebiters didn’t like walking on all the walkways spangled with vomit anymore, or God forbid, they vandalized something, he’d never try to appease them. He wouldn’t hire a janitor. He wouldn’t slash prices. No advertising. He’d pick the complaining noseminers up with his giant virtual hand and drop them in the lake.

Apparently, my son was a piker at this sort of thing.