I Understand He Needs A Vest To Hold In All His Awesome, But The Cravat’s Got To Go
(Thanks to DadofHomeSchoolers for sending that one along)
You Know, If You’d Just Put Down The Controller And Go Outside, Pretty Girls Will Meet You In The Park And Shed Most Of Their Clothes
You can muff being old anytime. Be young properly now, while you still have a chance.
“Sure Plays A Mean Pinball” For A New Century
(Thanks to Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
Synchronized Swimming, Without The Prunefingers
Pretty soon we’re never going to go outside.