I met a Finn once, it was an extremely traumatic experience. He was laying in the snow, completely naked, while drinking Akvavit straight from the bottle, and singing the Finnish national anthem. He could have just been a very confused Swede, but I decided to give him a wide berth regardless of his true nationality. Finns are like constantly inebriated Polar bears. You should avoid them at all costs, especially if you’re a Russki.